Oh, it is so good to hear from that peevish posatal letterbox(er)
Martha who expects every home she visits to be prepared to put on
the Ritz, as they used to say in my parents' day. Considering the
fact you were caught offguard, just returning from a camping
exedition, I totally feel you were gracious and hospitible. Martha
can just go scratch, as they say in present day slang.
Catlover/teacher/gardener